Funny Quotes About Work: Finding Humor in the Hustle

To wait until inspiration arrives is not laziness; it is my style.

Deadlines are the universal saying Netflix can wait.

I don’t avoid work; I am paying attention to where my coffee went.

Why panic today when tomorrow has plenty more drama you can enjoy?

I get more things done when facing deadline- or vacation-time.

Procrastination: the art of living out yesterday’s undone tasks tomorrow.

The only time that I start working is when I receive the email with a subject line label as ‘urgent’.

If procrastination were labor, I would easily be the employee of the year.

Time is money, they say… But my timing looks broke.

Hardworking pays off, but also does creative procrastination.

Coffee is not a drink, it is an inspirational monologue to have in a cup.

My office runs on two things: caffeine and misplaced optimism.

One of these days, even the coffee will need some coffee.

Without coffee, I’m just a man standing in front of a computer waiting for inspiration.

Coffee, i.e. silent partner at every productive win.

In every office there are two types of individuals- coffee drinkers and zombies.

I once told my coffee, it’s really doing amazing and all those dreams it’s helping brew.

No matter how much power is packed underneath, a car can’t go anywhere without gas. The same applies to work without coffee.

They say money makes the world go round, but it’s really coffee spinning the globe.

Coffee breaks: the places where miracles happen and work gets delayed.

Meeting agendas last longer than my patience.

Meetings are a good idea taking a nap in proper execution; good ideas are lying still in meetings.

Whoever invented meetings forgot about emails.

Remember, an email and this meeting do not exist.

Meetings resemble black holes that remove time and energy from the universe.

Attending a meeting feels like waiting for a train that never comes.

In every meeting, there’s that one person who thinks silence means agreement.

The secret to surviving meetings? Pretend your video is frozen.

Meetings are trying to talk about proof of the fact that people can talk about nothing for hours.

Let’s make this meeting brief…said no one ever.

Our office printers have always been like moody cats: they come alive only when they want to.

Cubicles: the adult version of a time-out corner.

The email ‘Reply All’ button is the device invented to ruin friendships.

Nothing says ‘bonding with team’ like fighting over the last donut.

Water cooler conversations are what cardio is for me.

My boss calls it multitasking; I call it the well-organized chaos.

Office air conditioning freezes out people’s dreams and focus permanently.

In every office, there are two types of people: those who steal your lunch, and those who bring tuna.

There is nothing more worthy of being interested as free office drama.

My desk is a monument to polished chaos or at least that is what I am telling HR.